No, I wasn't tagged again. I just wanted to do this again because it is fun.
Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
I seem very angry.
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
Hey buddy. If I hug you, don't poison me, ok?
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Sir, as you can see, with the increase in Wurmple, there will be more food and you can give me a promotion.
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Don't knock over the chemicals with your big arms and boobs.
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
I'm sorry. I thought you were a Gumball Machine. I didn't mean to try to choke you with a quarter.
6) This Pokemon is your datefriend
Not for long though. Shhh don't tell them I'm gonna break up with them.
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Yeah. You were just a thorn in my side.
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
I should be afraid. Be very Afraid.
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cake
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A LEGENDARY! NO BITCH STEALS MY CAKE.
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
Um. Bad puppy crocodile?
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Lol Angry Mushroom.
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
How? Like Literally you are a fucking sword. You could've stabbed me?
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
gladly. I love phantumps.
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
You have no hands. How will you clean my teeth.
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Yeah they are creepy dreams. Espeon tries to communicate with me but I'm not sure what they are saying.
18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
Burn the house and the basement. Get the fuck out.